Imagine being a cartographer (person who makes maps) in Naruto, like imagine you’ve just drawn up the latest map of konoha or whatever and then like you get news “oh no sorry there’s several new craters, Madara got upset” or “actually, Sasuke and Naruto still refuse to admit their feelings for each other so that mountain is gone now” or “a tailed beast got loose, we now have like, two new chasms and a massive crater, also that bridge is gone now”
kid: have you seen the… the new teenage mutant ninja turtles?
me: no, is it good? do you recommend it?
kid: YEAH! you NEED to go see it i liked it alot. you’ll like it alot
i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while
I'd just lay down in it and try not to drown.
fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"
awesome news you guys
i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly
i know that children crave steel and iron
i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace



